Saturday, March 12, 2011

Sometimes Life Just Happens

      Okay , so it's honestly been awhile , but I mean stuff happens right? So update on my life? Some of my friends have turned out to be complete and total bitches , while others have grown closer to me and are absolute sweethearts. To those have turned out to be complete bitches : Please , and I mean seriously please , grow the fuck up. And if you don't wish to do that , well , to be honest you can simply kiss my ass. I do believe that you all know who you are , actually no. Rephrase that one. There's only one of you , and if you don't know who you are, well...that's your problem not mine.

   Others though , like Emma , has turned out to be a complete sweetheart and she adds that little bit of sunshine to everyone day. Unfortunately , Emma gets to deal with the same bitch problems that I do , and I do believe that we are both seriously ready to give this chick a bitch slap half ways to Sunday and back. Now I won't mention this bitch's name because that would be just rude , and I try not to do that , but seriously , some people are so downright impulsive and bitchy that you want to take a saxophone case , hit them over the head with it , and walk away while laughing . Now I'm not saying that anyone would do that , it would be cruel , but sometimes it's just what you feel like. Seriously , whatever happened to being polite to the people around you? And I don't mean just your friends , Lord knows that you should be nice to them, but people in general. But you know , I don't even think this damn bitch can even do that much. Maybe I should be calling her a dick , because she does after all , look , act , and smell like an ugly guy.

     But anyway , back to the polite, not so harsh side of life. The one side of spending weekends with friends watching movies, eating way too many snacks, and staying up way too late talking. Speaking of movies , you know those movies where perhaps they shouldn't have been made? Red Riding Hood appears to be one of these. Now don't get me wrong , I'm not saying it was a bad movie, but they could have done like SO much better at the same time. There are scenes in that movie where you kind of have one of those "Oh , come on , really?" moments , and then there are the scenes where you think "Well I guess that was okay". Now I say it shouldn't have been made because sometimes directors should just think about what they're doing way before they do it. The story line could have been better, there were things that just did not need to be in there, and the one twist they had in there wasn't all that great. I'm no movie critique, that's for sure and for certain, but sometimes you just gotta comment on the movies.

   Well I do believe that's all the sarcasm needed in one post , so I'll sign off for now and continue on with my life and wait to see what happens next. Oh the anticipation! (Okay , I admit it , I had to throw in one more remark of sarcasm , I couldn't help myself.)

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